Love,
Just Curious
Dear Lady In Front of Me,
Who the hell pays for lunch at Wendy's in the drive through, in the pouring rain, BY CHECK? If you're going to have to roll your window down far enough to give them the check, your DL and then get it back to sign it and in return hand it again to them... GO IN! The rest of us are cold, wet, and want to get back off the mean streets of North Texas.
Sincerely,
A. Little Impatient
Dear Man Behind Me,
There is absoutely nothing I can do about the woman infront of me. She's a moron. What can I say? Please do not honk your really loud horn in my fragile ear. The left one just happens to be the only one of the two I have that has full hearing capabilities, and you may have just ruined that.
Thank you in advance for your concern.
Graciously,
Co-chair for the foundation of hearing loss due to idiots
Dear God,
I know you're all powerful and watching my every move. So I know you see how much of a pain it is for me to have to travel by car in this town when it's raining like this.
I also know that you promised you'd never flood the Earth again the way you did in Noah's times. However, just because we've evolved in our thinking enough to actually put in storm drains, does not mean we are challenging you to a battle of wills. You do not have to prove your point.
My Deepest Affections,
The Human Race
Thanks, I feel better... Now, where's that hot chocolate?
Have a nice day.
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I got a funny feeling we missed a page or two somehow Ohh-ohhhh, Cinderella, maybe you could help us out Does the shoe fit you now
Through the years and the kids and the jobs
Hey hey, Cinderella, what's the story all about
We're older but no more the wise -- suzy bogguss -- |
Letters Yep, I know it's my second entry for the day, but hey, I couldn't resist. So, here goes.... Love, Dear Lady In Front of Me, Sincerely, Dear Man Behind Me, Graciously, Dear God, My Deepest Affections, Thanks, I feel better... Now, where's that hot chocolate?
Brief - 2007-07-05
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